Thick Clingy And 100% Convinced They're A Lap Dog T Shirt

This shirt is for the dogs who have never once questioned physics, personal space, or basic common sense.
If there is a lap? They’re in it. If there isn’t? They’ll make one.

Thick, Clingy, and 100% Convinced They’re a Lap Dog is a love letter to oversized pups with undersized self-awareness. The ones who sit on you, not near you. The ones who think 80 pounds is a suggestion and your circulation is optional.

Perfect for:

Owners of big dogs with small-dog confidence
Anyone currently trapped under a “lap dog”
People whose personal space has been permanently revoked
Dog parents who’ve accepted this is their fate
Those who know “clingy” is a lifestyle, not a phase

Warning: May cause laughter, validation, and your dog sitting on you harder out of spite. Wear anyway.

• Pre-Shrunk for reuced shrinking
• 60% combed ringspun cotton 40% polyester jersey