Buff Toddler With Emotional Issues T-Shirt

This shirt is for the tiny humans who lift furniture, scream without warning, and run your house like a hostile takeover.

Buff Toddler With Emotional Issues is a full-send tribute to strong-willed kids, unhinged nap schedules, and parents surviving on caffeine and sarcasm. Featuring a badass pit bull wrapped in red, white, and don’t test me, this design hits hard, wears loud, and tells the world exactly what kind of chaos you’re raising.

Perfect for:

• Parents of feral children
• Military & tough-love households
• Anyone who knows toddlers are built different
• Moms and dads who’ve already apologized today

Warning: May cause laughter, side-eyes, and unsolicited parenting advice. Wear anyway.

• 60% combed ringspun cotton/ 40% polyester jersey
• Pre-shrunk for reduced shrinking