If I Was Bird I'd Know Who I Shit On T Shirt

Petty? Absolutely. Honest? Also yes.

This design doesn’t whisper—it plots. Bold, straight-to-the-point lettering says what everyone’s thinking but only a few have the guts to wear out loud. It’s sarcastic, a little savage, and perfect for those days when your tolerance is low and your aim would be perfect.

Because sometimes healing is growth… and sometimes it’s knowing exactly who deserves it.

Our If I Was a Bird Tees are crafted with the following details:

• Unisex fit for a classic men’s style and relaxed “boyfriend” fit for women
• 90% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton / 10% Polyester
• Ultra-soft feel for all-day comfort
• Ribbed collar that keeps its shape
• Double needle stitching for durability
• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• Designed in the USA