Scallop Sunshine Shit Show Saturdays Unisex SPF Longsleeve

If you know, you know. This design is made for the ones who show up to scallop season ready for sunshine, cold drinks, and the kind of chaos that only happens on the water. Somewhere between finding scallops, losing flip flops, and stepping on something sharp, the day turns into a story you’ll be laughing about all year.

Our Scallops Sunshine Shit Show Performance Tees are crafted with the following details:

• Unisex for a classic fit for men and a relaxed "Boyfriend" fit for women
• 100% Lightweight Polyester (4 oz)
• Superior moisture wicking for peak performance
• Snag, stain, and odor resistant fabric
• UV sun protection (UPF 44+)
• Ultra-lightweight and breathable for all-day comfort
• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• Designed in the USA